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The Brutally Honest Mumbai Travel Guide

Mumbai Travel Guide

So you’re thinking about Mumbai? Good for you. Look, I’m gonna be straight with you in this Mumbai travel guide because nobody warned me properly before I went, and honestly, I could’ve used a heads up.

Mumbai’s… intense. Like, really intense. It’s this wild mix of everything – one minute you’re looking at some billionaire’s crazy expensive house, the next you’re walking through one of the biggest slums in Asia.

And somehow it all just works together in this chaotic, exhausting, kind of beautiful way.

Don’t get me wrong – it’s not easy. Especially if you’ve never been to India before. But if you want to see what India’s really like, all of it, the good and the messy and the overwhelming parts, then yeah, Mumbai’s your place.

Grab a cup of tea (masala chai hits different) and get cozy – I’ll tell you everything you need to know!

The Brutally Honest Mumbai Travel Guide
The Brutally Honest Mumbai Travel Guide

The City That Never Gives You a Break

Okay, so Mumbai used to be called Bombay, which honestly sounds way cooler. But whatever they call it, this place is massive.

We’re talking over 20 million people in the metro area. That’s like… imagine if you took all of Australia and squeezed everyone into one city. The crowds are unreal.

It’s India’s biggest port, the business center, where all the Bollywood magic happens.

You’ve got the richest guy in India living in this insane 27-story house, and then literally right next to all that wealth, you’ve got slums where more than half the city lives. It’s a lot to process.

The architecture’s all over the place too – old British colonial stuff mixed with modern glass towers, and then just random buildings thrown in wherever there’s space.

Some of it’s actually UNESCO World Heritage sites, which is pretty cool when you stumble across them.

I ended up going because I read “Shantaram” – have you read that? Amazing book. Though heads up, the real Mumbai is way more complicated than what’s in there. But it definitely captures something about the energy of the place.

Dharavi slums in Mumbai
Dharavi slums in Mumbai

Getting There (And Not Losing Your Mind)

Flying in from the US or Europe isn’t too bad – you can get direct flights from places like New York or London.

Takes anywhere from 8 to 14 hours depending on where you’re coming from, and you’re looking at maybe $800-1200 if you’re lucky. But during their peak season (which is our winter, when the weather’s actually decent there), prices go up.

I flew in from Kochi where I’d been hanging out on the beach for a few days. Two-hour flight, no big deal. But then… oh man, the traffic getting into the city.

Almost two hours in a taxi from the airport, and that wasn’t even rush hour. Just mentally prepare yourself for that.

You could take trains or buses from other Indian cities, but honestly? After dealing with Indian railways on other trips, flying is a blessing. Unless you’ve got tons of time and want the full adventure experience.

Marina Drive in Mumbai
Marina Drive in Mumbai

When to Go (Without Melting)

November through March. That’s it. That’s the answer. I went in November and it was perfect – sunny, nice temperatures around 75-85°F, barely any rain. You can actually function like a human being.

Do NOT go during monsoon season. That’s June to September, and it’s basically hell on earth. You know how we complain when it rains hard for ten minutes? In Mumbai during monsoon, it just… doesn’t stop. For months.

The humidity is insane, everything’s wet and sticky, and the city floods because the drainage can’t handle it. Seriously, don’t do that to yourself.

April and May are brutal too – temperatures hit 104°F with that ocean humidity. It’s not like desert heat where it’s dry. It’s like being stuck in a sauna you can’t escape from.

Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in Mumbai
Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in Mumbai

Where to Stay (And Actually Sleep)

I stayed at this place called Residency Hotel Fort, and honestly, it was great.

Location’s perfect – right in the historic center, maybe 30 feet from that famous train station (Chhatrapati something… it used to be Victoria Station). Walking distance to most of the main sights.

Best part? They gave me a free upgrade when I checked in. Got this huge room with a canopy bed that made me feel like royalty, marble bathroom, AC that actually worked – all for about 6000 rupees a night, which is a steal.

Residency Hotel Fort in Mumbai (photo: Residency Hotel)
Residency Hotel Fort in Mumbai (photo: Residency Hotel)

Only weird thing was my room was in a separate building, so I had to walk across a courtyard to get breakfast. But it was literally like twenty steps, so whatever.

The service though – that’s what really impressed me. These guys were amazing. Always asking if you needed anything, bringing tea or coffee whenever you wanted, just really taking care of you. Felt like staying with family.

Breakfast was buffet style with something for everyone, plus they had this live cooking station where they’d make fresh pancakes and eggs however you wanted them. Perfect way to start the day before heading out into the chaos.

What You Actually Need to See

Khala Goda

That Crazy Train Station

Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Terminus – yeah, it’s a mouthful. Used to be Victoria Station, which was way easier to say. This thing is gorgeous though – all Gothic architecture from the 1800s, looks like something out of Harry Potter.

The inside’s just a regular working train station, so it’s pretty chaotic. But the outside with all those gargoyles and detailed stonework? Amazing.

It’s UNESCO World Heritage now, which makes sense. This is supposedly where India’s first train left from way back when.

Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in Mumbai
Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus in Mumbai

Art Gallery with a View

Jehangir Art Gallery’s worth checking out if you’re into that sort of thing. Free admission, contemporary Indian art, but the real gem is the view from the roof.

There’s supposed to be a cafe up there, but it was closed when I went. Still spent ages up there just looking out over the city.

Streets of Mumbai at night
Streets of Mumbai at night

Churchgate

Marine Drive – The “Queen’s Necklace”

This is probably the most famous street in all of India. Three kilometers of waterfront promenade that they call the “Queen’s Necklace” because at night, with all the street lights, it looks like a string of pearls from above.

It’s packed all the time, but especially in the evening. Everyone hangs out here – business people, families, tourists, locals. Sunset’s the best time to walk it, even with all the crowds.

Marina Drive in Mumbai
Marina Drive in Mumbai

Chowpatty Beach

At the end of Marine Drive there’s this beach. Don’t even think about swimming though – the water’s basically toxic.

But you absolutely have to try bhelpuri from the street vendors. It’s this weird mix of puffed rice, tomatoes, onions, potatoes, and all these sauces. Sounds gross, tastes incredible.

Chowpatty beach in Mumbai
Chowpatty beach in Mumbai

Colaba

Gateway of India

This is like Mumbai’s main landmark – big stone arch right by the water. Built back when the British were running things to commemorate some royal visit. It’s impressive, but also kind of a reminder of the colonial stuff, you know?

Everyone hangs out here – locals, tourists, street vendors trying to sell you things, photographers. I couldn’t actually go inside when I was there (typical), but you get the best view of it anyway from the boat to Elephanta Island.

Gateway of India in Mumbai
Gateway of India in Mumbai

Taj Mahal Palace

Right next to the Gateway is the Taj Mahal Palace hotel. Insanely fancy, one of the most photographed buildings in India. Beautiful from the water side especially.

It’s got this long history with lots of famous guests and everything. Unfortunately, it’s also where those terrible terrorist attacks happened in 2008. Still gives me chills thinking about it.

Would love to stay there someday if I ever win the lottery, but the prices… yikes.

Taj Mahal Palace & Gateway of India
Taj Mahal Palace & Gateway of India

Elephanta Island – Ancient Caves

If you need a break from the city madness, take the boat out to Elephanta Island. Perfect half-day trip away from all the noise and crowds.

Boats leave from behind the Gateway every day from 9 AM to 5 PM. Tickets are like 200 rupees, just buy them at the little stalls right before you go. Takes about an hour, so definitely grab some shade on the boat.

Once you get there, you’ve got to walk along this concrete pier and climb a bunch of stairs while vendors hassle you the entire way. “Madam, very cheap, very good!” over and over. It gets old fast, but just keep your sense of humor.

Elephanta Caves in Mumbai
Elephanta Caves in Mumbai

The caves themselves though – totally worth it. Another 600 rupees to get in, but these are ancient caves carved right into the rock with all these incredible statues.

The main one is this huge 20-foot statue of Shiva with three faces. Just breathtaking.

Give yourself a couple hours to wander around properly. The whole trip takes about half a day and it’s such a relief from the city chaos.

Elephanta Caves in Mumbai
Elephanta Caves in Mumbai

Dharavi Slums – This Changes Everything

This was the hardest thing I did in Mumbai, but also the most important. Dharavi’s one of the world’s biggest slums – a million people living in just one square miles. Most densely populated place on the planet.

I went back and forth for ages about whether this was right. Would I just be gawking at people’s poverty like some kind of human zoo?

But then I found Reality Tours & Travel, and they donate 80% of their profits to education programs for kids in the slums. That convinced me.

Paid 1400 rupees for a fourhour morning tour, and it completely changed how I see everything. These people aren’t just sitting around waiting for help – they’re entrepreneurs, hard workers who’ve built this amazing self-sufficient community.

Dharavi in Mumbai (photo: Reality Tours & Travel)
Dharavi in Mumbai (photo: Reality Tours & Travel)

There are 15,000 small businesses operating in Dharavi. Fifteen thousand! Annual turnover is like 600 million dollars. They’ve got lower illiteracy rates than other slums, and 15% of kids go on to higher education.

I saw pottery workshops, soap makers, textile factories, leather tanners. The most incredible thing is how they process garbage from all over Mumbai and turn every single piece of waste into something useful.

Dharavi in Mumbai (photo: Reality Tours & Travel)
Dharavi in Mumbai (photo: Reality Tours & Travel)

They’re almost completely selfsufficient – shops, temples for different religions, hospitals, schools. Got to visit one of the schools and give out supplies to kids. That was… yeah, that really got to me.

Despite everything – the tough conditions, low wages, cramped living – these people are proud of what they’ve built. It really makes you think about what’s actually important in life.

You can’t take photos during the tour, which I think is absolutely right. But they showed me some of their own pictures afterward.

Dharavi in Mumbai (photo: Reality Tours & Travel)
Dharavi in Mumbai (photo: Reality Tours & Travel)

Food That’s Actually Worth It

Burma Burma – Best Discovery Ever

This place was incredible. Near the Kala Ghoda art district, really modern and stylish atmosphere. I’d never had Burmese food before, but from the first bite I was obsessed.

Started with this corn puree with curry and coconut cream, served with crispy paratha bread. Like heaven in your mouth. Then had this Khowsuey soup with noodles that was so complex and flavorful I’m still thinking about it.

Desserts and cocktails were perfect too. For the quality, prices were totally reasonable. You have to go here.

Burma Burma, Mumbai
Burma Burma, Mumbai

The Goose and Gridiron – International Break

Right near Victoria Station, housed in this beautiful old townhouse with a quiet garden. Great when you need a break from spicy Indian food.

Wide selection of international dishes. Had vegetable soup, this Indian take on Khao soi, and white fish in lemon-mustard sauce. Everything was excellent, left totally satisfied.

The Goose and Gridiron, Mumbai
The Goose and Gridiron, Mumbai

Cafe Mondegar – Old School Vibes

If you’re in Colaba and want quick Europeanstyle food, this old-school place is perfect. Really popular with both locals and tourists.

Main dining room was packed when I went, so they put me in this smaller back room. Ordered a huge plate of creamy spaghetti. Not quite Italy-level good, but with a glass of white wine it hit the spot.

Revival – Mixed Feelings

Went here because reviews said they had the best thali in the city. Had high hopes after amazing thali in Goa.

Service was a nightmare from the start. Apparently you can’t share one thali because it’s “all you can eat” format. Had to argue with them forever before they’d let me order. Really killed my mood.

The thali itself was pretty good, though expensive at 500 rupees. Waiters kept bringing new sauces and sides, so I definitely left full. If you love thali it might be worth it, but the service issues were annoying.

Revival, Mumbai
Revival, Mumbai

The Pantry – French Vibes

Sweet little bakerycafe in a restored townhouse that feels like a French bistro. Great atmosphere in the Kala Ghoda area.

Lots of sandwiches, cakes, cookies, healthy lunches, varied breakfasts. Prices are higher than average Mumbai, but the quality’s there.

The Pantry, Mumbai
The Pantry, Mumbai

Sassy Spoon – Modern Fusion

Right by Marine Drive in this brand new skyscraper. Everything smelled fresh and new, menu had interesting MediterraneanIndian fusion stuff.

Went all out – baked camembert with chili jam, Korean wings, nut dumplings with ricotta and garlic cream, dark chocolate cake with basil, red cake with cappuccino foam and raspberry caviar.

Everything tasted great, though portions were small and prices high. Good for a night out with friends.

Sassy Spoon, Mumbai
Sassy Spoon, Mumbai

My Real Take on Mumbai

Okay, I’m gonna be completely honest here – compared to other places I’ve been in India, Mumbai was just… okay.

The humidity is brutal, the crowds are overwhelming, and the vendors never leave you alone. It’s not set up well for tourists at all. Walking around is genuinely exhausting, and public transport is a nightmare.

But… and this is a big but… the restaurants were incredible and the people were so kind. And that visit to Dharavi really messed with my head in the best way. Made me think about everything differently.

So even with all the difficulties, I think you should go. Form your own opinion. This city has a lot to offer, and every trip teaches you something new.

The Brutally Honest Mumbai Travel Guide
The Brutally Honest Mumbai Travel Guide

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The Brutally Honest Mumbai Travel Guide: Bottom Line

Mumbai’s not for everyone. If you want to chill on beaches and do peaceful sightseeing, go to Goa or Kerala instead.

But if you want to see real, unfiltered India – the beautiful and ugly, rich and poor, hopeful and desperate all mixed together – Mumbai will give you the full experience.

It’s a city that doesn’t go easy on you, but it rewards people who are up for the challenge. Come prepared mentally, bring patience and good walking shoes, and Mumbai might just surprise you.

Every trip is a chance to learn something new about the world and yourself. Mumbai will definitely give you that chance.

Let me know if you end up going – I’d love to hear what you think of it!

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